Clearly, there's something wrong with my brain. For some reason I cannot fathom, the logic side of my brain is either missing, or was put in backwards. The picture above explains it all very clearly. So, study it closely and then get back to me and explain it to me using Kindergarten terms. I'm convinced the algorithms on the logic side of the picture hold the answer to my missing logical brain, if we can only solve at least one of the equations... Maybe then we can finally close … [Read more...] about My logical brain is missing
It's all over but the crying. We packed up the cabin on Day 9, and left to go to Cornelius, NC. Cornelius is just outside Charlotte, NC, and is where my sister, Elizabeth and the other Krajniks live. The sentimental reason? Why, The FIFA World Cup Final, of course. Technically, we had one more hour until we had to check-out at 10:00 a.m., but it's two hours to Cornelius, and the game started at 11:00 a.m. You do the math. I fell 💤 asleep the moment I got in the F-150. When … [Read more...] about Home again, Home again…
John and I were in Harvest Caye, Belize today where, after walking the requisite mile from the ship to the island, we parasailed for an hour, which wasn't scary at all despite the fact that my refusal to let go of the belts at first might have indicated otherwise to some, then we lay limply for another couple of hours in the stifling heat of yet another day in paradise by the pool (and for a few minutes in the pool) while we waited for our turn to kayak around the lagoon for yet one more … [Read more...] about My brain hurts
Day 2 of the cruise, and I'm a little worse for wear. Last night, as I was finishing my post, it turns out I sat on the toilet too long because I was typing while peeing (I like to multitask), and my foot fell asleep, don't ask me how, but this kind of bizarre thing happens to me quite frequently. So I start to stand up, and happened to try and take my first step on my now totally numb foot, which just wasn't having it. I dropped like a sack of rocks. I broke my fall with my forehead on the … [Read more...] about Well, that hurt
Cruises are supposed to be relaxing, but I’m on my first ever cruise, and I only have a limited number of internet minutes purchased, and I type at the speed of dark, so this picture is what my brain looks like now. Who am I kidding, this is what my brain looks like all the time. And I’ve forgotten how to wrap text around media, so you’ll probably see the picture of my brain in all its chaotic glory at the bottom of this page. We’re on The Norwegian Getaway bound for a seven day … [Read more...] about I have to do this quickly
I tried to post a comment on Jenny Lawson's blog, www.thebloggess.com, she's hysterical and I love her and you should totally read her. Any hoo, although I've posted comments before with links to my last blog post successfully, this time WordPress is telling me I don't have a WordPress account. Apparently, I did something yesterday that has caused this little snafu. I don't know what I did, and I don't know how to fix it. I was clicking stuff, and filling out forms like a fiend yesterday in … [Read more...] about What the…?