John, Greyson, Matthew, Ben, Cali and Stella went white-water kayaking yesterday. You know what I’m gonna say. I don’t do white-water anything, much less kayaking. I can only imagine the amount of time I would have spent upside down under the kayak, trying to not drown as river water...I’m sorry...mountain spring water...slowly but surely filled my lungs to the bursting point, until water, but pure mountain spring water mind you, poured from my, ears, nose, and mouth like I was a freshly … [Read more...] about Jacuzzis Are Dangerous When You’re Fat – Black Mountains Day 7
I don't know what a picture of Tsuki with a bird on her back has to do with anything, but I got it from the dog sitter today and thought it was funny, sooo... Of course, now Margie and her daughters, the dog sitters at My Other Mommy, Inc want a plug for their business since I mentioned them the other day, so here you go cuz I love ya, Margie. So if you're ever going to be in South Florida and need a dog, cat, or, apparently, bird sitter, look them up. I, myself, was feeling … [Read more...] about Happy 5th of July!
It starts innocently enough. I go to bitly.com because I'm in the mood for some serious URL shortening and I want to set up a bitly account in order to do so. Then I get to the website to find that in some time period long, long ago, I had an account already set up. Now, the fun part. We'll call this section "password remembering," because I won't - remember I mean. It's been so long since I first set up the account, that the password is but a distant whisper deep within the recesses of … [Read more...] about How Did I End Up Here?
To say this has been a lesson in frustration would be putting it mildly. This is the fourth picture I've tried to put into the post correctly, and none of them have come out right. I was trying to test this study that says you're most creative when you're groggy, and since I've been up all night, I'm pretty groggy. However, creative is not how I'd describe my frame of mind right now. I've got to believe it's a glitch in my website. It can't just be me being all kinds of tired right now. Human … [Read more...] about Thank You For Being A Friend
No we don't have any questions! Our brains are all on drugs! Why am I yelling at you!? This is how my husband sends me texts! Everything has an exclamation point behind it! Gotta love him, though. He goes out and buys me my Ben and Jerry's Pistachio Pistachio ice cream when I want, and/or NEED it (you know the feeling, don't lie). He went to three different stores once because they were all out at the other two. What a guy. As he'll tell you himself, "give, give, give, never take." He loves … [Read more...] about This Is Your Brain On Drugs – Any Questions?
The Smooch Your Pooch School of Matchmaking Vicky Poutas | @vickypoutas You really want to adopt a dog. You don’t want to support the puppy mill industry, but you’re leery about going to a rescue because of what happened last week. Let’s just say you hated each other within two days. He was more than happy to bite the hand that fed him, and he marked his territory. A lot. You ended up having to return him to the rescue. As you did the walk of shame back to your car, you wished there … [Read more...] about The New Pet’s School Of Matchmaking